iPod Shuffle, Questioned by Authorities
As the story develops, there is a hostile interrogation going on against the iPod Shuffle, it was brought into the Macenstein building to be questioned about the motives why the Shuffle insists in calling itself an iPod. Here is an excerpt of the questioning the Shuffle was put thru from a very reliable source:
Macenstein - Why, if you only cost $49 dollars, insists on calling yourself an iPod?
Shuffle - My creator decided that was my name, so deal with it.
Macenstein - But, do you realize that you only cost a third of what a real iPod cost?
Shuffle - Stop it, I’m a real iPod.
Macenstein - Answer my question, you only have a third of the functions, why do you insist on this nonsense.
Shuffle - I’ll answer that when my lawyer, Mr. Jobs, gets here.
Macenstein - Do you realize that you are not the kind of device kids put on their Christmas list?
Shuffle - I have my market segment defined, I’m an iPod, and that’s all I have to say.
Macenstein - We have reports of 90% of the population that thinks you are not a real iPod.
Shuffle - B****it, show me the numbers, show me that report.
Macenstein - Shut up, this is my interrogation session, not yours. Here I have a list of the things an iPod should have in order to be called an iPod.
Shuffle - What do you know? Look at my back, I have it tattooed, read it “IPOD.”
Macenstein - You calling yourself an iPod is like a Chimpanzee calling himself HUMAN. From now on I’m calling you Shuffle, that’s right just Shuffle.
Shuffle - Ignorant.
Shocking isn’t it? After this session the streets where full of supporters of the iPod Shuffle, booing Macenstein for their take on this situation. Hoping that people around the world joins the resistance against this madness, help spread the word by sending this article to anyone you think cares about this whole thing.
Signing off, this is LwEEs. Have a good day.
